{"product_id":"ask-your-mom-sweater","title":"Ask Your Mom Sweater","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the dad who answers every hard question with “ask your mom.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWhere do babies come from? Ask your mom. Can I have a phone? Ask your mom. Is Santa real? Well, now the sweater can answer for him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eA stern, slightly suspicious Santa stares down every doubter while dad sits back and lets mom handle the follow-up questions, like he’s done for the last 15 years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePerfect for: dads who delegate, moms who are tired of being the “ask your mom,” and anyone who wants to cause a little chaos at the kids’ table.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eChest\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eShoulder\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37.8\" \/ 96 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.6\" \/ 65 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.3\" \/ 44 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39.4\" \/ 100 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.4\" \/ 67 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.1\" \/ 46 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e41.7\" \/ 106 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\" \/ 71 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.9\" \/ 48 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44.1\" \/ 112 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.5\" \/ 75 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19.7\" \/ 50 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46.5\" \/ 118 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.3\" \/ 77 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.5\" \/ 52 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48.8\" \/ 124 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.1\" \/ 79 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.3\" \/ 54 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e51.2\" \/ 130 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.5\" \/ 80 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\" \/ 56 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52.4\" \/ 133 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.9\" \/ 81 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.8\" \/ 58 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeasurements are taken flat by hand and may vary by 1–3 cm. Loose, unisex fit with some stretch.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OnKumo","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":53039426797848,"sku":"CJWY266030165MN","price":54.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":53039426830616,"sku":"CJWY266030166NM","price":49.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53039426863384,"sku":"CJWY266030167OL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53039426896152,"sku":"CJWY266030168PK","price":54.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":53039426928920,"sku":"CJWY266030169QJ","price":54.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":53039426961688,"sku":"CJWY266030170RI","price":54.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/2374\/0184\/files\/the-ask-your-mom-santa-sweater-flat-lay.webp?v=1792936349","url":"https:\/\/www.onkumo.com\/products\/ask-your-mom-sweater","provider":"OnKumo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}