{"product_id":"the-mean-green-alien-sweater","title":"The Mean Green Alien Sweater","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the one who hates Christmas and wants everyone to know it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThey roll their eyes at carols. They refuse to wear the matching family pajamas. They show up to the holiday party for exactly 45 minutes, and they want a medal for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis sweater lets them say it all without opening their mouth: a grumpy green alien in a Santa hat, surrounded by a swarm of tongue-out buddies, with some \u003cem\u003every\u003c\/em\u003e clear feelings about the season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePerfect for: holiday haters, professional grumps, and anyone who says “bah humbug” and means it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrewneck pullover sweatshirt with long sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-over alien print on a black background\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft cotton fabric, standard thickness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular length and a relaxed, comfortable fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePulls on easily, with no zippers or buttons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eChest\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eShoulder\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e41\" \/ 104 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.8\" \/ 63 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.2\" \/ 59 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16.1\" \/ 41 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42.5\" \/ 108 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.6\" \/ 65 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.6\" \/ 60 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16.5\" \/ 42 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44\" \/ 112 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.4\" \/ 67 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\" \/ 61 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16.9\" \/ 43 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\" \/ 116 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.2\" \/ 69 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.4\" \/ 62 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.3\" \/ 44 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements are taken flat and may vary by 1–2 cm. The fit is cut for women; men should size up for a relaxed fit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OnKumo","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":53034823614744,"sku":"CJNSSYWY00370-16-S","price":54.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":53034823581976,"sku":"CJNSSYWY00370-16-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53034823549208,"sku":"CJNSSYWY00370-16-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53034823647512,"sku":"CJNSSYWY00370-16-XL","price":54.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/2374\/0184\/files\/extra-terrible-alien-ugly-christmas-sweater-flat-lay.webp?v=1792916827","url":"https:\/\/www.onkumo.com\/products\/the-mean-green-alien-sweater","provider":"OnKumo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}