For the dad who answers every hard question with “ask your mom.”
Where do babies come from? Ask your mom. Can I have a phone? Ask your mom. Is Santa real? Well, now the sweater can answer for him.
A stern, slightly suspicious Santa stares down every doubter while dad sits back and lets mom handle the follow-up questions, like he’s done for the last 15 years.
Perfect for: dads who delegate, moms who are tired of being the “ask your mom,” and anyone who wants to cause a little chaos at the kids’ table.
Size guide
| Size | Chest | Length | Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 37.8" / 96 cm | 25.6" / 65 cm | 17.3" / 44 cm |
| M | 39.4" / 100 cm | 26.4" / 67 cm | 18.1" / 46 cm |
| L | 41.7" / 106 cm | 28" / 71 cm | 18.9" / 48 cm |
| XL | 44.1" / 112 cm | 29.5" / 75 cm | 19.7" / 50 cm |
| 2XL | 46.5" / 118 cm | 30.3" / 77 cm | 20.5" / 52 cm |
| 3XL | 48.8" / 124 cm | 31.1" / 79 cm | 21.3" / 54 cm |
| 4XL | 51.2" / 130 cm | 31.5" / 80 cm | 22" / 56 cm |
| 5XL | 52.4" / 133 cm | 31.9" / 81 cm | 22.8" / 58 cm |
Measurements are taken flat by hand and may vary by 1–3 cm. Loose, unisex fit with some stretch.
| Size | Chest | Length | Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 37.8" / 96 cm | 25.6" / 65 cm | 17.3" / 44 cm |
| M | 39.4" / 100 cm | 26.4" / 67 cm | 18.1" / 46 cm |
| L | 41.7" / 106 cm | 28" / 71 cm | 18.9" / 48 cm |
| XL | 44.1" / 112 cm | 29.5" / 75 cm | 19.7" / 50 cm |
| 2XL | 46.5" / 118 cm | 30.3" / 77 cm | 20.5" / 52 cm |
| 3XL | 48.8" / 124 cm | 31.1" / 79 cm | 21.3" / 54 cm |
| 4XL | 51.2" / 130 cm | 31.5" / 80 cm | 22" / 56 cm |
| 5XL | 52.4" / 133 cm | 31.9" / 81 cm | 22.8" / 58 cm |
Measurements are taken flat by hand and may vary by 1–3 cm. Loose, unisex fit with some stretch.
Turn it inside out before washing.
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors.
No bleach.
Hang dry or tumble dry low.
Iron inside out on low if needed. Never iron the print.
Still have questions? Ask your mom.
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