For the dad who was this close to headlining Ibiza in 1998.
You know the one. He still has the turntables in the garage. He still calls himself “DJ” something at family parties. He’s still convinced his big break is coming any day now, right after he finishes the playlist he’s been “working on” since 2004.
This sweater finally gives him the stage he deserves: Santa on the decks, disco ball spinning, elves losing their minds on the dance floor. Hand it over and watch him take requests at Christmas dinner. Nobody asked for requests.
Perfect for: retired DJs, wannabe DJs, and any dad who has said “back in my day, I could really read a crowd.”
Size guide
| Size | Chest | Length | Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 37.8" / 96 cm | 25.6" / 65 cm | 17.3" / 44 cm |
| M | 39.4" / 100 cm | 26.4" / 67 cm | 18.1" / 46 cm |
| L | 41.7" / 106 cm | 28" / 71 cm | 18.9" / 48 cm |
| XL | 44.1" / 112 cm | 29.5" / 75 cm | 19.7" / 50 cm |
| 2XL | 46.5" / 118 cm | 30.3" / 77 cm | 20.5" / 52 cm |
| 3XL | 48.8" / 124 cm | 31.1" / 79 cm | 21.3" / 54 cm |
| 4XL | 51.2" / 130 cm | 31.5" / 80 cm | 22" / 56 cm |
| 5XL | 52.4" / 133 cm | 31.9" / 81 cm | 22.8" / 58 cm |
Measurements are taken flat by hand and may vary by 1–3 cm. Loose, unisex fit with some stretch.
| Size | Chest | Length | Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 37.8" / 96 cm | 25.6" / 65 cm | 17.3" / 44 cm |
| M | 39.4" / 100 cm | 26.4" / 67 cm | 18.1" / 46 cm |
| L | 41.7" / 106 cm | 28" / 71 cm | 18.9" / 48 cm |
| XL | 44.1" / 112 cm | 29.5" / 75 cm | 19.7" / 50 cm |
| 2XL | 46.5" / 118 cm | 30.3" / 77 cm | 20.5" / 52 cm |
| 3XL | 48.8" / 124 cm | 31.1" / 79 cm | 21.3" / 54 cm |
| 4XL | 51.2" / 130 cm | 31.5" / 80 cm | 22" / 56 cm |
| 5XL | 52.4" / 133 cm | 31.9" / 81 cm | 22.8" / 58 cm |
Measurements are taken flat by hand and may vary by 1–3 cm. Loose, unisex fit with some stretch.
Turn it inside out so the decks keep spinning.
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle.
No bleach.
Hang dry or tumble dry low. Keep heat off the print.
Iron inside out on low if needed.
Drop the beat, not the hot iron.
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The reindeer have plans tonight. Wear it to the party and watch who gets it first.
Around the table
Someone laughs. Someone says they will not. Then the sweater is on, the photo is taken, and Christmas has officially started. That is the gift.
The whole family
Mom, dad, the cousin who packed something plain. Same night, same joke, same picture on the fridge until next December.
Christmas night
The dinner, the group chat, the card. A loud sweater does the job a nice one never will. Wear it. Gift it. Let them feel it.
