For the one who hates Christmas and wants everyone to know it.
They roll their eyes at carols. They refuse to wear the matching family pajamas. They show up to the holiday party for exactly 45 minutes, and they want a medal for it.
This sweater lets them say it all without opening their mouth: a grumpy green alien in a Santa hat, surrounded by a swarm of tongue-out buddies, with some very clear feelings about the season.
Perfect for: holiday haters, professional grumps, and anyone who says “bah humbug” and means it.
Details
Size guide
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve | Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 41" / 104 cm | 24.8" / 63 cm | 23.2" / 59 cm | 16.1" / 41 cm |
| M | 42.5" / 108 cm | 25.6" / 65 cm | 23.6" / 60 cm | 16.5" / 42 cm |
| L | 44" / 112 cm | 26.4" / 67 cm | 24" / 61 cm | 16.9" / 43 cm |
| XL | 45.7" / 116 cm | 27.2" / 69 cm | 24.4" / 62 cm | 17.3" / 44 cm |
Measurements are taken flat and may vary by 1–2 cm. The fit is cut for women; men should size up for a relaxed fit.
Take your usual sweater size. Go one size up if you want it loose over a shirt.
Machine wash cold. Hang dry. Do not tumble dry.
Around the table
Someone laughs. Someone says they will not. Then the sweater is on, the photo is taken, and Christmas has officially started. That is the gift.
The whole family
Mom, dad, the cousin who packed something plain. Same night, same joke, same picture on the fridge until next December.
Christmas night
The dinner, the group chat, the card. A loud sweater does the job a nice one never will. Wear it. Gift it. Let them feel it.
